Watching Faux News Lowers Student Math Scores?

What you know depends on what you watch?
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59 + 35 + 26 = 100%

Confirmed: Fox News makes people dumb
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Joke of the Day?

GE introduces the Mitt Romney limited edition light bulb. Old ideas made new again. Burns out quick. 95% inefficient. Wastes all it's energy making hot air.

Photos by Peter Rimar

Obama spending binge never happened?
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Definition of Vasectomy?

[vuh-SEK-tuh-mee]
noun: a 30 minutes of less surgical procedure intended to provide a permanent method of male birth control (see contraceptive)

Original photo by Peter Rimar.

Introduction to Political Science 101?

"You can roll manure in powdered sugar but it still ain't a jelly doughnut."
~ Berta




In other news, Exxon-Mobil announced that it plans to lay off 25 Congressmen? Shell and BP are considering similar cutbacks? Ron Paul Flunks History? Read More...

Spell check?

Life Unplugged?

My curfew was the street lights. My mom called my name NOT my cell. I played outside with friends NOT online. If I didn't eat what mom cooked then I didn't eat. Sanitizer didn't exist but you COULD get your mouth washed out with soap. I rode a bike without a helmet. Getting dirty was OK and neighbors cared as much as your parents. Re-post if you drank water from a garden hose and survived.

Here Comes the Sun?

‎"If it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever."
~ David Letterman
Late Show Fun Facts (Hardcover)

Under the terms of their collective bargaining agreement, 72 Virgins "locked out" Osama Bin Laden?

‎"People say Intelligent Design, we must teach Intelligent Design. Look at the human body, is that intelligent? You have a waste processing plant next to a recreation area." ~ Robin Williams



Weapons of Self Destruction (DVD)

Still Lost in Translation?

Beijing, P.R.C. (April 2008)

Photo by Peter Rimar.

Election 2012?

Paul Revere, after updating his status on Facebook and Twitter, sat down and wrote the disco hits "Ring My Bell" & "Macho Man". When asked about his opinion regarding "The King", Mr. Revere said what made ELVIS a "Great American" is the fact "the dude" learned how to shoot beer cans off a fence BEFORE he joined the Army.

When he first set foot on the moon, George Washington is reported to have said, "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."

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T-S-A stands for Touching Sensitive Anatomy?

Remember when Baloney had a first name?

Photo of Dried Pig Heads taken in Fenghuang, PRC (April 2009).
Photo by Peter Rimar.

Remember when school bus drivers were the only ones worried about No Child Left Behind and it only took twenty kilobytes for NASA to put a man on the moon?

Toilet Maker Flushes Rush?

Whether someone loves or hates Rush Limbaugh, it's clear the $50,000,000 a year radio talk show host is being schooled on the economic fundamentals of the free market. Money will always reign king in the marketplace of ideas. And yes, "Freedom of Speech" has a price tag. Kohler joined Preparation H and pulled its advertisements from Rush's show. 

"I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."
~ Steven Wright

Still Lost in Translation?

Photograph of an actual menu in a traditional English restaurant taken in Peterborough, England (March 2012):

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." 
~ Frank Zappa

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Greatest Moment in Television History?

All in the Family: Fan Favorites DVD

How to Survive a Zombie Pandemic?

Did you known that Spam, the most popular canned precooked meat product in Hawaii, has a 10 year shelf life?

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Does anybody know the phone numbers to Rush Limbaugh's pharmacists?

I had a sudden urge to wear a polyester, wild print disco shirt with bell bottom pants. Thankfully, it passed rather quickly...

Mr. Lee singing "Man in the Mirror"

July 2009

Seoul, R.O.K.

Only in America?

Kansas State Highway Patrol story via the Desert Exposure:

I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on US 166 eastbound at marker 73 just east of Sedan, Kansas. I asked for her her driver's license, registration and proof of insurance.

The lady took out the required information and handed it to me. In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a concealed weapon permit. I looked at her and asked if she had a weapon in her possession at this time.

She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box. Something in her body language, or the way she said it, made me ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have one more, a .38 special in her purse.

I then asked her what she was "so afraid of".

She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a freakin' thing!"