The Death of the Twinkie?

Now what will we eat after the zombie apocalypse?

"The food that enters the mind must be watched as closely as the food that enters the body." 
~ Pat Buchanan

Feeling depressed? Try hunting with Dick Cheney?

Remember when the word Google wasn't a word? Remember when the acronym W-M-D meant Waste Management Disposal? Remember when "corduroy pants" were cool? This status update was brought to you by the makers of Hostess Twinkies.


Corporate insider rumors that Bain Capital is planning a hostile takeover of this American snack food icon are untrue? Mitt Romney plans to announce his economic strategy to save us from a Twinkie apocalypse? Rick Perry wants President Obama to call out the Texas National Guard? Donald Trump demands to see the Twinkie's Original Birth Certificate?
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The Encyclopedia of Junk Food and Fast Food

Political Food for Thought?

“The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician.” ~ Mayor Edward Koch

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