Under the terms of their collective bargaining agreement, 72 Virgins "locked out" Osama Bin Laden?

‎"People say Intelligent Design, we must teach Intelligent Design. Look at the human body, is that intelligent? You have a waste processing plant next to a recreation area." ~ Robin Williams



Weapons of Self Destruction (DVD)

When your house is on FIRE, it's absurd to argue with your wife about how to rearrange the furniture.

“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.” ~ Robin Williams

Make It Fast, Cook It Slow:
The Big Book of Everyday Slow Cooking (Paperback)

"What Big Knockers!"

“Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many; and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.” ~ Robin Williams

Photo of sign taken in Hong Kong, S.A.R. (July 2009).
Jokelopedia:The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever (Paperback)