Maybe it's a sign?

"The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think."
~ Horace Walpole

When all else fails...

24 Hours in a day.

24 Beers in a case.

Coincidence?

Spell check?

Twitter?

Under the terms of their collective bargaining agreement, 72 Virgins "locked out" Osama Bin Laden?

‎"People say Intelligent Design, we must teach Intelligent Design. Look at the human body, is that intelligent? You have a waste processing plant next to a recreation area." ~ Robin Williams



Weapons of Self Destruction (DVD)

Searching for Answers?

Gingrich charges Fox News with pro-Romney bias? Really? Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly and Mike Huckabee are 'unfair and unbalanced'? Is there a vast right-wing media conspiracy against Gingrich?

The Power of Positive Thinking?

"I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect."

Yet Another Subliminal Message?

Still Lost in Translation?

Beijing, P.R.C. (April 2008)

Photo by Peter Rimar.

"I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."
~ Steven Wright

Still Lost in Translation?

Photograph of an actual menu in a traditional English restaurant taken in Peterborough, England (March 2012):

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." 
~ Frank Zappa

Google It?



How to Survive a Zombie Pandemic?

Did you known that Spam, the most popular canned precooked meat product in Hawaii, has a 10 year shelf life?

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Only in America?

Kansas State Highway Patrol story via the Desert Exposure:

I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on US 166 eastbound at marker 73 just east of Sedan, Kansas. I asked for her her driver's license, registration and proof of insurance.

The lady took out the required information and handed it to me. In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a concealed weapon permit. I looked at her and asked if she had a weapon in her possession at this time.

She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box. Something in her body language, or the way she said it, made me ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have one more, a .38 special in her purse.

I then asked her what she was "so afraid of".

She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a freakin' thing!"

Campaign Humor?

Sadly, this bit of YouTube political satire sounds less crazy than the candidate's actual quotes on the campaign trail...

Worst Political Joke of the Week?
Gynecologist to patient: Ma'am, I think I see your problem. There are too many Republicans in your vagina.

"To find joy in work is to discover the fountain of youth." ~ Pearl S. Buck

Apple Salesman in China?

Chinese Neighborhood, Changsha, P.R.C. (June 2009)

Update: Apple supplier Foxconn says it will raise salaries?
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"Animals are such agreeable friends. They ask no questions, they pass no criticisms."
~ George Eliot

Possible Definition of Cre·a·tiv·i·ty?

[kree-uh-tiv-i-tee]